April Foolishness

Just throwing out some things I've been thinking about. Yes, believe it or not...some serious thoughts do cross my mind...



Drink more water...my steam iron takes in more water than I do!

Why is it called dusting when you dust, but when you mop they call it mopping instead of wetting the floor...hmmmm???

I wish I could sleep with one eye closed and one eye open. I like to keep an eye on things, you know.

Do some pigs covet another piggy's tail because it's curlier than their own?

Language is a funny thing like how come they say, "cat got your tongue?" Whoever thought of that? I mean, sayings generally originate from things that actually happened or can happen, for instance, when someone says: "where there's smoke there's fire." I shudder to think that at one point some CAT GOT SOMEONE'S TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!

My sinuses are bothering me and my head feels disconnected...gosh! I hope no one else is wearing my head, they'd be totally confused!

Have you ever noticed that if you have a problem and you are laying in bed thinking about it, that if you lay on one side of your head you come up with something down to earth to fix it, but if you turn over and lay on the other side of your head you think of something far out and creative to solve the problem?!? Try it!  (don't go blaming me if you choose the funky pink carpet over the nice neutral beige one.)

I think I should ask the Sharks in the Shark Tank for $3 billion dollars, and no interest in my company that I will start up, to make an invention that automatically turns cell phones off when people try to text while driving.

Who came up with the idea that April 1st was April Fool's Day?  At some point did a bunch of foolishness occur across the world to cause everyone to suddenly say, "oh my, look at all the fools out there--it must be April fool's day."  Think about that....

Would you be offended if you got an April Fool's Day card, but not a birthday one??